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kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life! Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/
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kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

newsweek: anniewerner: chrismohney: REFROG = FREE FROG Ever since he appeared at the Tumblr office — smuggled in with a shipment of climatologically inappropriate cacti — Refrog has stolen the hearts and minds of everyone who doesn’t just despise him because they are unjust and terrible. Due to an increased human population in the local office habitat, Refrog needs a new non-office home where he’s not taking up precious desk space. As you can see from his bright golden eyes and vibrant mucousoid sheen, Refrog has made quite a recovery from his pallid, clammy debut. Popularly believed to be a Cuban tree frog, he is the definition of low maintenance, running you perhaps a buck fitty per week in crickets and requiring little else in terms of care. The successful adopter will receive not only Refrog himself but also his terrarium, which is pre-kitted out with cover, fake plants, real moss, light, heaters, humidifier, temp and humidity gauges, and accursed Mayan totem head for relaxtion. Obviously the new parent(s) need(s) to be in New York and willing to fetch him from the Tumblr office north of Union Square; because I recognize times are tough, I’ll throw in a $20 Metrocard for the trip here and back to wherever you live, and for the first few cricket runs. If you’d like to adopt Refrog, just drop a line in my askbox describing yourself and why you should be his new patron. All applicants considered! Anyone?  There must be some frog lovers out there…
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newsweek:

anniewerner:

chrismohney:

REFROG = FREE FROG

Ever since he appeared at the Tumblr office — smuggled in with a shipment of climatologically inappropriate cacti — Refrog has stolen the hearts and minds of everyone who doesn’t just despise him because they are unjust and terrible. Due to an increased human population in the local office habitat, Refrog needs a new non-office home where he’s not taking up precious desk space.

As you can see from his bright golden eyes and vibrant mucousoid sheen, Refrog has made quite a recovery from his pallid, clammy debut. Popularly believed to be a Cuban tree frog, he is the definition of low maintenance, running you perhaps a buck fitty per week in crickets and requiring little else in terms of care. The successful adopter will receive not only Refrog himself but also his terrarium, which is pre-kitted out with cover, fake plants, real moss, light, heaters, humidifier, temp and humidity gauges, and accursed Mayan totem head for relaxtion. Obviously the new parent(s) need(s) to be in New York and willing to fetch him from the Tumblr office north of Union Square; because I recognize times are tough, I’ll throw in a $20 Metrocard for the trip here and back to wherever you live, and for the first few cricket runs.

If you’d like to adopt Refrog, just drop a line in my askbox describing yourself and why you should be his new patron. All applicants considered!

Anyone? 

There must be some frog lovers out there…

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